You know you've
had too much Gohan when...
-you actually
ENJOY studying and school!
-you practice
poses with a cape and helmet, yelling various phrases and actually
think all of this is so cool
-you're in trouble,
you look around hoping Piccolo will come to your rescue
-(if you're male)
you look for short-haired spunky, stubborn girls into crimefighting
and martial arts
-(if you're female)
you cut your hair, get involved with crime fighting and martial
arts just hoping to attract that sexy smart saiyajin
-you can't figure
out what Trunks fans are so obsessed about
-your future profession...scholar
-you learn to
eat with speed and quantity
-you try to teach
yourself and your friends how to fly and powerup
-you're angered
you yell "Kamehameha!" or "Masenko!" and hope
for a ki energy blast to emit from your hands
-you come up with
your own lines for fighting injustice
-the cops arrest
you for intervening in their work or for standing in the middle
of the road trying to stop a speeder
-you wonder if
you have hidden power within you
-you make your
own "Piccolo-style" clothing
-you're a momma's
boy or girl
-you go to Wal-mart
looking for teddy bear underwear
-you wear or make
a school badge
-you name your
pet "Icarus" or "Haiya dragon"
-you call your
kid brother or the little know-nothing boy down the street, "Goten"
-you use the "I
have to use the bathroom" excuse to sneak out of class or
home
-you intend on
naming you future children "Gohan", "Pan",
or "Videl"
- from Kimberly...
- -You run to
the hair stylist with a picture of Gohan and you ask "Can
you do
this?"
-
- -You have tapped
ever single episode Gohan has ever appeared in, even if they
only give him a couple minutes of screen time.
- -(if you're
a girl)Whenever there's a Gohan/Videl fic, you copy it onto Microsoft
Word and change Videl's name to your name.
- -Your parents
have given up on you ever calling them 'mom' and 'dad', and now
respond to 'Otousan' and 'Okaasan'.
-You paint your pet purple and give it horns to make it look
more like
Icarus/Haiya Dragon
-
- -You never look
at the full moon for fear that you'll turn into a giant ape.
-
- -you read anything
that had the word 'Gohan' in it, even if it's only a Japanese
menu about different types of rices.
-
- -(If your a
girl)you cried when you discovered that Gohan was married because
he was supposed to be married to YOU.
- -you threw a
fit when you heard that your scores on the entrance exams for
high school weren't perfect.
-
- -You write countless
fanfictions about Videl and Gohan having a divorce so that
you can marry Gohan.
-
- -You have spent
over $1,000 on Gohan merchindise
-
- -There is not
one spot in your room that isn't 'Gohanized'
-
- -You write to
Akira Toriyama complaining that Gohan needs to be the star of
DragonBall Z, and that he needs to rewrite the whole series.
-
- -You travel
the world in search of dragonballs, so that you can wish Gohan
to
life.
-
- from Awbud...
- -if you ever
wish to rename your city satan city.
-
- -if your idea
of a good disguise a turban and sunglasses
-
- NEW ADDITIONS
- from Takara
("Gohangirl")
-
- Whenever you're
angered you:
-(If you're a boy) try to turn your hair blonde by making fists
and yelling a lot
-(If you're a girl) let off steam by writing Videl's name or
drawing her and then ripping the paper into little pieces and
burning it. (it really works if you're really mad.)
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That's it for
now. I'll add more as I think 'em up and feel free to send me
your ideas (use the email in the "Contact" section of
this site).